Ants attack.

FACT: Ants have a hard-on for dog food.
FACT: Our bus is overflowing with dog food.
FACT: Ants do not like to eat alone.
FACT: Ants have very large, extended families.
MYTH: Ants can't invade every inch of a car in one night.
MYTH: Ant Baits kill ants.
FACT: Ant Baits attract more ants into your van and even if they do bring the poison back to their queen no ants actually die until after your van has left the campsite.
FACT: Everything edible goes into a Ziploc bag. Including dog food.
FACT: Carl now has a sick fascination with scalding anthills with boiling water, or dousing them with lighter fluid and then sets the mound on fire.
FACT: Carl learned these tricks from his delinquent cousin at a young age. Carl's cousin is now in prison.
FACT: Carl feels no remorse whatsoever for the ants he's killed.
MYTH: Ant society is a microcosm of humanity and someday, something will pour boiling water all over the town Carl is living in.
FACT: Carl accepts the plausibility that he might die and return as an ant, but he continues fuck with ants. Especially red ones.